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ARCHIMEDES of state when a heart  dipped partially or fully in love of a girl, then the  loss in studies is equal to time spent in her memories. hahahahahahahaha.............

The following conversation was extract from a man and his son. Man:son I learnt your results are out. Son:yes dad. Man:son where is your result. Son:Did you know the teacher who teaches us science and maths in our fail his exam. Man:yes I know and where is your own Son:Dad did you also know that the boy who won the science and maths quiz in my school also fail his exam. Son;Dad did you that my studies teacher also fail his exam. Dad:shouted!!!! I said w here is your result. Son:shou ted !!! If all those people fair their exam do you exp ect me to pass my own . I A LSO FAILED MY EXAM . .... IF U R THE DAD WHAT WILL YOU DO?

A lecture walk to a Lecture room and announced that there will be an emergence test so everyone shold prepare.So he start writing the questions on the board. Instructions are as follow : A.No cancellation. B.Time :15minutes (1)LISTs YOUR FAVORITEs FOODS. Boys start writing banku,koko,rice Eba,yam and plantain. The girls also start writing pizza,yamball,and those kinds of  westen foods. The Lecture said questions (2)EXPLAIN HOW TO PREPARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS. My friend come see pressure and tension on girls in the lecture room they were sweating then they start canceling their work going back for question 1.some were writing bank and okro stew,rice and stew,koko,beans and gari,yam and others were even writing water. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.Girls of today like high foods but they prepare it.

The following conversation ensued between a boss and his worker; BOSS;(shouting)Akpos!Akpos!!!!!!! come to my Now....!!!!!!! AKPOS;yes sir. BOSS;Akpos,i saw you arguing with the customer who just left.i have told you on several occasion that the customer always right.Do you understand???????? AkPOS;Yes sir, the customer is always right boss? BOSS;So what are you arguing about? AKPOS;He said you stupid,he goat and idiot,sir; BOSS;That bastard.What did you tell him. AKPOS;I told him he's right..... Now akpos has been suspended from work. THE QUESTION IS WHO IS RIGHT .