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A lecture walk to a Lecture room and announced that there will be an emergence test so everyone shold prepare.So he start writing the questions on the board. Instructions are as follow : A.No cancellation. B.Time :15minutes (1)LISTs YOUR FAVORITEs FOODS. Boys start writing banku,koko,rice Eba,yam and plantain. The girls also start writing pizza,yamball,and those kinds of  westen foods. The Lecture said questions (2)EXPLAIN HOW TO PREPARE YOUR FAVORITE FOODS. My friend come see pressure and tension on girls in the lecture room they were sweating then they start canceling their work going back for question 1.some were writing bank and okro stew,rice and stew,koko,beans and gari,yam and others were even writing water. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.Girls of today like high foods but they prepare it.

The following conversation ensued between a boss and his worker; BOSS;(shouting)Akpos!Akpos!!!!!!! come to my Now....!!!!!!! AKPOS;yes sir. BOSS;Akpos,i saw you arguing with the customer who just left.i have told you on several occasion that the customer always right.Do you understand???????? AkPOS;Yes sir, the customer is always right boss? BOSS;So what are you arguing about? AKPOS;He said you stupid,he goat and idiot,sir; BOSS;That bastard.What did you tell him. AKPOS;I told him he's right..... Now akpos has been suspended from work. THE QUESTION IS WHO IS RIGHT .

TIPS U SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS When a GIRL i s quite millions of things are in her mind....            When a GIRL is not arguing with you,she is thinking deeply....            When a GIRL answers ,''i' m after a few seconds,she is not at all fine.....             When a GIRL stare at you she is wondering why you are lying...              When a GIRL lays on  your chest ,she is wishing for you to be hers forever..               When a GIRL calls you everyday,she is seeking for tour attention ......                 When a GIRL SMSs you everyday she wants to reply at least once...                  When GIRL says i love u ,she means it ......                    When a GIRL says that she can't live without you ,she made up  her mind you are her future..                 When a GIRL says ,i miss you ,no one in this world can miss you more than that.